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Titel: [LST] Farts
Verfasst am: Do, 17 Jan 2008, 22:38
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Dateidatum: 12.2.1993

         Which one are you?
1.  The vain person
    One who loves to smell his own farts.
2.  The affable person
    One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
3.  The proud person
    One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
4.  The shy person
    One who releases silent farts and then blushes
5.  The impudent person
    One farts out loud and then laughs.
6.  The scientific person
    One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution.
7.  The unfortunate person
    One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
8.  The nervous one
    One who stops in the middle of a fart.
9.  The honest person
    One who admits he farts, but offers a good medical reason.
10. The dishonest person
    One who farts then blames the dog.
11. The foolish person
    One suppresses farts for hours and hours.
12. The thrifty person
    One who always has several good farts in reserve.
13. The antisocial person
    One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
14. The strategic person
    One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
15. The sadistic person
    One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
16. The athletic person
    One who farts at the slightest exertion.
17. The miserable person
    One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
18. The sensitive person
    One who farts and then starts crying.
19. The intellectual person
    One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's farts.

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