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Titel: [LST] Farts
Verfasst am: Do, 17 Jan 2008, 21:38 |
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Dateidatum: 12.2.1993
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Which one are you?
1. The vain person
One who loves to smell his own farts.
2. The affable person
One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
3. The proud person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
4. The shy person
One who releases silent farts and then blushes
5. The impudent person
One farts out loud and then laughs.
6. The scientific person
One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution.
7. The unfortunate person
One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
8. The nervous one
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
9. The honest person
One who admits he farts, but offers a good medical reason.
10. The dishonest person
One who farts then blames the dog.
11. The foolish person
One suppresses farts for hours and hours.
12. The thrifty person
One who always has several good farts in reserve.
13. The antisocial person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
14. The strategic person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
15. The sadistic person
One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
16. The athletic person
One who farts at the slightest exertion.
17. The miserable person
One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
18. The sensitive person
One who farts and then starts crying.
19. The intellectual person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's farts. |
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