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UncleR
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Titel: Mal was zum Nachdenken...
Verfasst am: Fr, 20 Apr 2007, 17:58 |
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1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
3. A day without sunshine is like... night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable; except from a vending machine.
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10. I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.
12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
13. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
17. The 50/50/90 rule: Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong.
18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
19. You can't have everything - where would you put it?
20. A latest survey shows three out of four people make up 75 per cent of the world's population.
21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who get there first.
22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
24. If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what was yesterday?
25. I started out with nothing, and still have most of it.
26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
____________ Staatskrise ist, wenn plötzlich keiner mehr RAUCHT, SÄUFT, RAST und SCHROTT aus China KAUFT...
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boris
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Titel: Re: Mal was zum Nachdenken...
Verfasst am: Sa, 21 Apr 2007, 10:49 |
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Den versteh ich nicht:
UncleR @ Fr, 20 Apr 2007, 17:58 gab folgendes von sich: |
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. |
Einer ne Idee ?
____________ beehave - home of humbug ... [we can't afford to be neutral]
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Titel: (Kein Titel)
Verfasst am: Sa, 21 Apr 2007, 12:59 |
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nee, aber auch ne portion ratlosigkeit
urbandictionary.com sagt folgendes:
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9. Chips
Used at the end of others names to make greeting or talking to someone more interesting. 2. it can just be used in random occasions just to get pumped up. 3. It can also be used as an add on to most any object.
1. Rip Hamil-CHIPS! just drained a three!
who is coming over? Joe Woodchips!!!!
2. The CHIPS ARE DOWN!!!
3. I need to buy me a new HD TV-CHIPS. |
ist aber auch nicht wirklich informativ.[/b]
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Dr. Erdbär
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Titel: (Kein Titel)
Verfasst am: Sa, 21 Apr 2007, 13:47 |
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Ist doch klar:
Wenn es hart auf hart kommt, ist der Büffel leer.
Sehe das Problem nicht.
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Onkel Tuca
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Titel: (Kein Titel)
Verfasst am: Sa, 21 Apr 2007, 16:37 |
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OK Ihr Nichtschwimmer, ich kläre Euch mal auf:
In der Yankeesprache wird Büffelscheisse wegen seiner Form auch als "buffalo chips" bezeichnet, vorallem, wenn die Sonne die Kacke ausgetrocknet hat. Also, wenn die Chips "down" sind, ist der Büffel leer.
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step
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Titel: (Kein Titel)
Verfasst am: Sa, 21 Apr 2007, 16:49 |
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ok, ok ihr Rednecks.
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boris
Beiträge: 11195
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Titel: (Kein Titel)
Verfasst am: Di, 24 Apr 2007, 08:36 |
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Ok, Onkel Tucas Erklärung mit der Information vom Erdbär, daß "when the chips are down" auch "wenn es hart auf hart kommt" heißt, ergibt jetzt endlich Sinn.
Und jetzt: ha ha
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