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Subject: He said --- She said.... Top Ten

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear pants, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

Cool He said... Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be a king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be a queen'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows
me everywhere.."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall
light on.

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.


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