ppantalone
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Titel: Buried
Verfasst am: Mi, 10 Jun 2009, 22:36 |
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An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated
each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard
deep into the night.
A frequent statement was heard by the neighbours, who feared the man
the most: "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" The neighbours
believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats
and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed
the respect it garnished.
The man died abruptly under strange circumstances, and the funeral had
a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the
local bar and began to party as if there were no tomorrow. The gaiety
of her actions were becoming extreme, while her neighbours approached
in a group to ask these questions:
"Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried that this man who practiced
black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of
the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Nah... let the old man dig . I
had him buried upside down!"
____________ Nicht alles, was man nicht versteht, ist eine Frau.
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