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Titel: [TXT] Italian in America
Verfasst am: Mo, 15 Okt 2007, 00:00  |
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The Italian who went to Detroit
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(must be read in an Italian accent)
One day ina gonna Detroit to a bigga hotel.Inna morning i go down
to breakfast.I tella the waitress i wanna two pisses of toast.She
bringa me one piss.I tella two piss .She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand,Iwanna two piss onna plate.She say you
better no piss onna the plate,you sonna a bitch.
Later i go out to eat at the bigga restaurant.The waitress bring
back me a spoon and knife and no fock.I tell her i wanna fock.
She tells me everyone wanna fock.I tell her you no understand,
I wanna fock on the table.She say you better no fock onna table,
you sonna a bitch.
So i go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna
my bed.I calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit.He tells
me to go to the toilet.I say you no understand,I wanna shit onna
the bed.He say you better not shit onna the bed,you sonna a bitch.
I go to the check-out and the man at the desk say " Peace on you ",
I say " piss onna you too you sonna a bitch, I gonna back to Italy ". |
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