The 3 fastest ways of communication

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The 3 fastest ways of communication

3. Tele-phone
2. Tele-Vision
1. Tell-a-woman


Want even faster communication?

Tell-her-not-to-tell.

[Denkende]

[boris]

Ich fühlte mich eher an die Simpsons erinnert. Die Situation, wo Marge (wieder) schwanger ist und ihre Schwesten sollen keinem was sagen, weil Homer noch nichts weiß.
Selma schnappt sich sofort das Telefon (analog zu "tell-her-not-to-tell"):

Selma: (Looking at the very beginning of the phonebook) "Hi Mr. Aaronson, I'd like to inform you that Marge Simpson is pregnant."

Selma: (Looking exhausted at the very end of the phonebook) "Just thought you'd like to know, Mr. Zackowski.
(lehnt sich zurück)
There! Aaronson and Zackowski are the town's biggest gossips. Within an hour, everyone will know.