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Titel: Projekt SpamBot - Reaktionen / reactions
Verfasst am: Mi, 22 Nov 2006, 23:09 |
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Hier eine Auswahl der vielen Reaktionen auf "Projekt SpamBot". Es kommen immer noch weitere Antworten auf die Posts der Bots, allerdings sind es mittlerweile zu 99% "richtiger" Spam.
Here's a selection of reactions to "Projekt SpamBot". I'm still getting replies to the posts the bots made, but they're 99% "real" Spam.
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Verfasst am: Mi, 22 Nov 2006, 23:37 |
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1. reactions suitable for "real" spam
PEACE! in the signature gab folgendes von sich: |
I say we linch the "F"rs...
Who is "F"ing with me....
GOD DAMN
"F"
SHIP (-P then add "T")
I am so mad I could...I could....be very mad and piss and moan about it in someones message board! |
Admin gab folgendes von sich: |
grrrrrr i hate these people |
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spampig pigscum
::: spit ::: |
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fuck off mr anselmo, go use heroin |
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oh you fucking coon, ima get my bois after you |
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wtfhzomg piece of shit.. seriously, who the fuck would waste their time on a stupid fucking idea like "spambot" what a crock of shit... bastards |
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Screw off man... we don't want your shit and don't need it. We can just delete you and your bots like we been doin. |
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ahh its a complete load of bullshit, spmm |
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I hope ur mother gives u bleech tonite |
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Well done mate - that post must of made your day feel oh so productive.
Now fuck off back under your rock and have a long hard think about getting a life. |
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FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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i wanna strangle you with barb wire and as you bleed all over your self, smash your face into the ground, and scoop out your eyes with flammin hot spoon, and use your eye socket as ah ash trey for my blunts
fucc your site |
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Verfasst am: Mi, 22 Nov 2006, 23:41 |
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2. "thank you"-reactions
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Very true...............hopefully we're working on it because I'M real tired of it myself!! :shakehead: |
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i just want to say thank u..... |
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Thanks...I guess... :Confused: |
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a nice post, I will enable some of the aforemntioned features into my boards. I recently added some antispam features like the antispam acp, which automatically catches and bans spambots. |
Admin gab folgendes von sich: |
hi dude.... yeah we are working on updating the whole site so will be online in a few days....
thanks for your ideas |
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Im going to add some of these mods to stop all the ridiculous spamming this board has been recieving.
Thanks for the post whoever sent it :shocked: |
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Enabled picture code entry & registration activation. |
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This is my favorite post yet. |
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Actually, I thought that was rather nice of them. Fixing this *might* help reduce the spam we've been receiving from Mother Russia. |
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hmmm good spam for once. wish i had crackers.
...info has been passed to the powers that be....... |
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Thank you
I think I will leave the bot posted message for all to see.
I've been waiting for something like this for some time as I like phpBB.
Very cool. |
Site Admin gab folgendes von sich: |
Thankee much. I have turned on CAPTCHA (visual confirmation) since your spambot registered a couple days ago. I have already replied to you via PM and Email thanking your bot for pointing out to me that CAPTCHA was not enabled. |
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this was actually helpful - we were discussing php hacks on another forum i'm a member of, to prevent spam bots or people registering just to post crap. The links were helpful. |
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Tja, immerhin sehen wir nun wo es hakt an unserem Forum ..... Werde mich drum kümmern... |
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well thank you very much Mr Robot, forum now secured (had lessened the process so that it was easier for people to sign up and hopefully encourage more users!) |
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Thanks spammer. Thanks. |
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thanks for the advice but im sure our god has it covered
all hail tribus
*goes to one knee*
*raises his sword*
"one life, one tribe"
sorry im hyper active today too little sleep and too much caffine |
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I guess thats answers my questions....I will tighten things up around here then! |
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i agree
this is the best spam ive seen |
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This is the most awesome and benevolent use of spambots I have ever seen. :Shocked: :Very Happy: |
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cheers for that m8, Ill hav a read |
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Verfasst am: Mi, 22 Nov 2006, 23:42 |
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3. "don't care"-reactions
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feel free to spam it doesnt bother many come on back now! send us money! |
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I say we ignore it, this forum has never got spammed before(to my knowledge). Who cares? |
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The Admins of this web site already have protection against Spammers; its called the delete button...I think the reply they will be sending you will be something like:
You have been banned Laughing |
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Verfasst am: Mi, 22 Nov 2006, 23:44 |
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4. "not getting the point"-reactions
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Does this smell of blackmail to anyone else ? :smash: |
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Not thinking so much blackmail Miz Nancy...I think this is what I am gonna call pseudospam from now on.
Basically, Pamela and her ilk as far as I can tell provide forums with this warning that "You Have Been Spammed....click here to learn how to prevent this in the future." So, I's go over and click her little link and it opens up a website that has a lot of promising information (or so you think). Then the link she provides to "help" you are nothing but spam links. So, you think you are being helped, but it is just another way for spammers to reel us in hook, line, and sinker. |
Developer gab folgendes von sich: |
danke für die information, jedoch wäre es nützlich dies auch in deutsch zu bringen und auch nicht ins fun- forum zu setzen. |
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this seems like an advertising skeem/excuse. |
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its just an advertissment eith porn on the other end oh wait thats bad . we better save ourselves. |
Moderator-PN gab folgendes von sich: |
Hallo,
Poste das nächste mal bitte in Deutsch.Einige User hier können kein bzw. etwas Englisch.Mußte leider dein Thema wegen dieser Spam's entfernen.Wir dulden keine Spam's,Werbung usw. |
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I've seen this happen once in a while. Does seem like an extortion move. Betcha they want some sort of subscription payment. I generally trust Kyle to handle thse sorts of things. Apparently, I'm not well known for programming security skills. |
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great.
Click there and u probably get even more spam |
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but what happens if you really are a spammer and if nuodai clicks on this then he will get tonns more spam? How do we know we can trust you? |
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The only spamming I notice is by you, Mr S. Bot.
And you spelt project wrong. |
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Is this also a spam? Looks like one to me. |
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Or it can be like one of those things that say you have 239376472835 viruses and the program itself is causing these things. |
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Guys I wouldnt follow that link. Google it first and make sure its legit. Cat is there any truth to what this "bot" is saying? |
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Actually it's not spam, it's a bad attempt at blackmail. |
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>.>
God, this is actually a good attempt at a keylogger.
>.>
I consider this spam actually.... |
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Verfasst am: Mi, 22 Nov 2006, 23:48 |
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5. misc-reactions and funny ones
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uhh yea.....that was weird
and that robot or whatever sent this out sounded gay when it said
Hi there! |
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those bots get crazier with the day. lol
you have been spammed. sounds kinkeh eh? |
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Wow, spam about spam.
THAT'S SO POST-MODERN. |
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Could this be a helpful spambot?!?! It seems too good to be true. |
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this reminds me of the worm that patched a security
hole a few years back.............. |
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Cool, ein Spambot, der vor anderen Spambots warnt...
Der wird sicher in Spambotland gejagt |
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Wait a tick...if that article tells us HOW they did it...
whats to stop somebody WANTING to be a spammer from following the link, learning how to do it, and then using it against them and/or helpless sites without protection!?
THEY'RE SPREADING THE DISEASE! ITS GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!
*suicide* |
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Do we even have anything else but spam here? This forum would be so dead without spam. |
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Wow, when you go to that topic, his justification for this crap is "I had nothing better to do". I trust 'em. |
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What would be really funny is if we find out their ISP and report them for spamming. |
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You are wide open to being seriously injured if you do not wear full body armour at all times.
Anyone can use a knife or sword to cut off your arms just like I have done.
To learn more about full body armour, please go to
www.bet-you-cant-type-now-you-have-no-arms.com
and learn how you can stop this from happening in the future.
This is a one time posting by 'safety against maiming' to help you live a longer and wheelchair free life. Feel free to delete this post if you can stretch your leg that far, or use your nose.
Greetings,
pseudokiller |
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Hi there!
Your forum is wide open to beavers. Beavers can build dams and jam up your forum with branches, mud and leaves, just like I have done with spam.
Please read this article to learn how to secure your forum against the largest rodent found in North America and Canada.
http://www.vonnegut.art.pl/graf/no_wide.gif
This is a one-time posting by The Vonnegut Beaver Society to help forum-admins to secure their software against the pesky beaver. This account will not be used again, you can delete it (and this post) if you wish. But you'll never be safe from beavers.
Greetings,
pseudobeaver |
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ROFL whose sick idea is this? |
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PMS (post modern spam) |
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f I had a choice in the matter, this would be f**king stickied. |
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"You have been spammed!" yelled the 'spam protection' spam-bot. |
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An antispambot????????
Wow
What is the world coming to??? |
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I'm not impressed. Very lack luster effort by this spammer. How are you going to get people to click links if you don't have babes, nudity, rape or viagra in them? |
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So you become a monster to hunt a monster. Lovely. |
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The best way to fight fire is with....err...water?No,wait,that doesnt sound right....Dirt?Gah!Molecular-distorting-tingamajig?Yes,thats the one |
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Everyone who clicked on that link raise their hands! :Wink: |
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Hi there! My name is Tim 1717.
We have just reported you to the RCS (Royal Commission of Spaminators) and would like to say thankyou for giving us this opportunity to do so. We are so terribly sorry for ruining all your hard work, but we would like you to know this is a one time $10 000 fine.
Oh and now lets greet you at the end of the letter Rolling Eyes
P.S. If you want to contact us in order to thank us, by all means, post again.
-17- |
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I never knew that it could be done like that, really incredible. |
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Yeah, clever eh? Spammed if you do, spammed if you don't.
Still, they'd be hard pressed to order a hit on these boards! but I do remember waking up to find a horse's ass on the pillow once. |
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