Benutzername    Passwort    Autologin    
  Passwort vergessen       Registrieren  
beeForum Foren-übersicht » joxe und so » internet junk
Neues Thema eröffnen   Neue Antwort erstellen Hervorhebung entfernen


too much of a drink ...
Vorheriges Thema anzeigen :: Nächstes Thema anzeigen  
Autor Nachricht
jrose



Beiträge: 2733

Titel: too much of a drink ...
Verfasst am: Sa, 18 März 2006, 11:00
Beitrag
Antworten mit Zitat

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.

Mick, the bartender says, " You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy"

Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."

Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

"Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite!"

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.

He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.

He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

"Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed."

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.

He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?".

Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"

"Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub."


____________
... wir haben mal wieder alles richtig gemacht.

Nach oben
Private Nachricht senden Rang:wired methusalem Angler
Beiträge der letzten Zeit anzeigen:   
Neues Thema eröffnen   Neue Antwort erstellen    beeForum Foren-übersicht » joxe und so » internet junk Seite 1 von 1
Gehe zu:  



ähnliche Beiträge
Thema Autor Forum Antworten Verfasst am
Keine neuen Beiträge neuer Drink boris internet junk 0 Fr, 11 Feb 2005, 12:42 Letzten Beitrag anzeigen


Schreiben: nein. Antworten: nein. Bearbeiten: nein. Löschen: nein. Umfragen: nein.
phpBB © phpBB Group | impressum