UncleR
Beiträge: 2084
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Titel: Casino
Verfasst am: Fr, 19 Mai 2006, 11:45 |
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Two bored croupiers are waiting at a Crown gaming table.
A very attractive woman arrives and bets $2000 on a single roll of the dice.
She says in a southern US accent: “I hope y’all don’t mind, but I feel luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells: “Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals: “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugs and kisses each of the croupiers and then picks up her winnings and clothes and quickly departs.
The croupiers stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asks: “What did she roll?”
The other answers: “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”
____________ Staatskrise ist, wenn plötzlich keiner mehr RAUCHT, SÄUFT, RAST und SCHROTT aus China KAUFT...
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