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Titel: [LST] Restroom psyche
Verfasst am: Di, 09 Okt 2007, 20:25 |
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Datei: 2.2.1993
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*** PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDIES OF TYPES OF MEN IN PUBLIC REST ROOMS ***
01. Excitable : shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts
02. Sociable : joins friends in a pee if he has to or not
03. Nosey : looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed
04. Crosseyed : looks into urinal on left, pees into one in center
05. Timid : cannot urinate if someone else is watching; flushes
urinal as if he had
06. Indifferent : all urinals are being used, he pees in sink
07. Clever : no hands--shows off by fixing his tie--looks around,
pees on floor
08. Worried : is not sure of what he has been doing lately-makes a
quick inspection
09. Absent Minded : opens vest; pulls out tie; pees in pants
10. Frivolous : plays stream up and down and across urinal-tries to hit
fly
11. Disgusted : stands for awhile, gives up, walks away
12. Sneaks : Farts silently while leaking, acts very innocent-knows
that the man in the next stall will be blamed
13. Childish : leaks directly into urinal bottom, likes to see it
bubble
14. Patient : stands very close for a long time waiting-reads newspaper
with free hand
15. Efficient : waits until he has to take a crap then does both
16. Tough : bangs dong against urinal to dry it
17. Fat : has to stand back to take a long blind shot at urinal,
misses, pees in shoe
18. Little : stands on box, falls in, drowns
19. Drunk : holds left thumb with right hand, pees in pants
20. Withdrawn : places feet in urinal, pees down leg, thus eliminating
noise
21. Impatient : always in a hurry, pees down back of guy using urinal
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