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Titel: Ja ja, die Iren...!
Verfasst am: Mi, 17 Mai 2006, 12:09
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Paddy's Day Out


Two men walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Ireland. They head to the bird
Section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks
if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in
dat cage up dere," says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the
birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of
the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and says,
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
themon his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry falls all
the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
And says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"

>>>THERE'S MORE

Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.He's been to the pet shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in
one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag
and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way
down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to
plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in
his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either!"

>>>IT IS NOT OVER YET

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out
of which he pulls a chicken.Sean then hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with
his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... and now Sean and his fook'n
hen gliding!"


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Verfasst am: Mi, 17 Mai 2006, 13:28
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Boah, den muß man laut vorlesen ... aber geil big grin

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