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Verfasst am: Mo, 20 März 2006, 11:02
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An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at
another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.

He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare
and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!" Sure
enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of
Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks,
smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for
the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for
the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back
I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a table in
trying to get away from the Son of God.

"What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.

The Scouser shouts, "F**k off, I'm on disability benefit!"

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