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Titel: Hausfrauenwitz
Verfasst am: Di, 06 Feb 2007, 14:29
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still

in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers

strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as

was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded agains t

one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the

room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the

counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the

floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was

spread by the back door .

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of

clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that

something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the

bath room door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and

more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and

toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed

in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked

how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home

from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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Verfasst am: Mo, 12 Feb 2007, 17:59
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Die soll sich mal nicht so anstellen.
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