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Titel: Geography of woman
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Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa
or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and
naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile
deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like
America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well
developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30- 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can
still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia
or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or
Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are
practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is
like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all
conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe -
ruled by a dick.

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