Dragon Slayer's Tale

[UncleR]

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that
the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but
he had to try.


One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King's chief Doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that
he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost
him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made
a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere
while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
intense. Upon being summoned to The Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King And Queen that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch; and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote
to cure the itch.



The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for
the itching powder, which he put into his mouth; and for the next four
hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent
breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left
satisfied and hailed as a hero.



Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment Of
1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared
less; and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King,
and with a laugh told him to get lost.


The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into
the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.



The moral of the story - Pay your bills.